Hey guys I am catching up on some questions from my Ask Me Anything portion of the site.
Question: hi Professor Locs. how is it when you deal with the irs on several tax returns. when they owe you it's chalked up to nothing--you don't get it. but if you owe them --- then guess what? jackpot on interest. lp
Answer: I must step lightly when referencing the IRS. I mean other than Oprah that is the most powerful entity with the ability to crush you like a bug. But I must support my readers.
You have to think about the IRS as the ultimate pimp. A pimp does not care how much you work, how much your feet hurt , how long the hours and how many tricks you turn. All they want is their money and you better have all of it.
And just like a pimp they can keep your money if they want to and no they don't care, cause in their mind you work for them.
So you may as well throw on those fishnets, stilettos, rabbit fur and hit the streets. Cause that big purple hat, velvet cape wearing, cane wielding pimp Daddy IRS is ready to bust you upside the head with a sock of nickels in interest.
You better do what he says unless you want to get a letter from the IRS that reads "Audit" which is code for "Where is my money Bitch!".
lp I hope this helps and remember a little concealer hides the bruises.
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