Hey guys I am back. I had some much needed down time. So on my break and along with a horde of pubescent teen girls, I saw Eclipse, which is part three of the Twilight saga. You guys know I love Vampire genre but the Twilight series is like Vampires meets the OC.
If you missed the first two movies I can catch you up pretty quickly. The first film Twilight you find a Twink Vampire who meets an equally pale Emo girl. The twink is undead but I'm not sure what Emo girls excuse is for not getting any sun. Insert dreamy Native American best friend into the mix. Anyway, Emo girl is hunted in first film by crazy stalker Vampire. Twink Vampire's family puts the beat down, fang style on stalker, the end.
In the second film, New Moon, the twink Vampire breaks up with Emo girl to keep her safe. Insert again dreamy Native American best friend who is now on the juice, buffed up and oh yeah, is a werewolf! Crazy red head jump off of the Vampire stalker, from first film, wants to do a supernatural cat fight with Emo girl. Twink Vampire wants to end it all so Emo girl bust a move to Italy to save him. They tangle with the creepy red eyed House of Fang Face. You better serve attitude Dakota Fanning! Emo girl and twink Vampire return for final pissing contest between Twink and Wolf Boy, the end.
The third movie I will not ruin but suffice to say it is one of those where most of the action is in the trailer. Emo girl is torn between dreamy buffed out Native American hunk or twink Vampire, who literally looks like he has not eaten a burger in a hundred years. The only thing that was worth the ticket price was wolf boys abs and the final Vampire, Werewolf, fang, claw grudge match!
What did you guys think?
I actually think the people who like Twilight are going to like it too because we just added to it in like a funny, quirky way.
Posted by: Watch Vampires Suck | 08/18/2010 at 04:50 AM