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Walmart Cow Caper

Milk does a body good but one man took this to the extreme.  Jonathan Payton, 18, of North Stafford, VA, dressed up in a cow costume crawled into a Stafford, Va., Walmart on all fours, reported PotomacLocal.com. 

He then stood up and loaded about 92$ worth of milk into a cart and rolled it out to the parking lot where he begin to give the milk away. 

Once he was confronted he attempted to flee the scene by skipping away.

I don't know what is more bizarre the costume or the skipping...lol! 

This cow may produce sweet milk. How you doing "cow" boy....lol

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Hot Guy of the Week: Ulisses Williams

This weeks Hot Guy of the Week  is Ulisses Williams.

He is a 34 year old model of West African and West Indian descent.

Williams is a natural bodybuilder and physique model currently living in London, England. 

See now you have two reasons to travel to London, the Royal wedding and Ulisses....smile!

Rapper Lil B Comes Out As Gay

 Just when you thought you had seen it all in the ever-changing world of hip-hop, there is something new on the scene: Rapper Lil B, a rising hip-hop MC and former member of The Pack, is coming out as a gay straight man.

He is taking it one step further, people. He is going to title his upcoming album “I’m Gay,” despite again not being homosexual. Holy show tunes, Batman, this sounds confusing!

Lil B is re-appropriating the word “gay” and using it to support the gay community and their struggle.

He recently told MTV: "I'm very gay, but I love women. I'm not attracted to men in any way. I've never been attracted to a man in my life. But yes I am gay, I'm so happy. I'm a gay, heterosexual male," he told MTV. "I got major love for the gay and lesbian community, and I just want to push less separation and that's why I'm doing it."

This guy could be a new example of a contemporary civil rights leader, or is this just a publicity stunt to sell more records?

This Berkeley, Calif.-based rapper says he wants to break barriers in the hip-hop world. That might be true, but some fans want to break other things, including his skull. The album title has spawned a wave of backlash against Lil B.

"Many of my supporters have turned on me," he said. Some have sent messages saying "I'm gonna bash your head in," "you f-----," and 'I'm gonna kill you."

Now that is some angry fan mail.

The homophobic culture in hip-hop is nothing new. In fact, we rarely see any artist speaking up about the subject. Kanye West is about the only rapper to publicly denounce gay bashing in lyrics. Remember when he publicly supported his gay cousin a few years ago?

Terrence Dean, a former MTV producer and hip-hop expert, recently wrote a book titled "Hiding in Hip Hop: On the Down Low in the Entertainment Industry From Music to Hollywood.” That’s a long title for a subject many do not want to discuss.

Dean shares this observation: "Hip Hop is a culture and environment which does not provide a safe place for an artist to come forward or to come out. If you listen to many rap lyrics, they promote hate and gay-bashing. It is an environment where the thug and gangster mentality is prevalent.”

An example of this homophobic culture is using the phrase “No Homo.”

“No Homo” was coined in hip-hop to distance oneself from any insinuation that one might be gay.

If you Google the “Boondocks” Tyler Perry episode, they give you an entertaining yet accurate explanation of the appropriate use of the phrase.
An immediate example would be like saying, "Dude, you are getting more diesel. No Homo." Translated: I am admiring your muscular physique, but not in a homosexual way.

Could Kanye and Lib B be onto something here? This could be a brand new area of building relations between the gay community and homophobic hip-hop groups?

Rapper: "Does this gold chain, shagging jeans and my incessant use of misogynistic images of women make my butt look big? No Homo." I am just saying.
Maybe we should continue this type of re-appropriation in support of Lil B’s efforts.
I offer Professor Locs’ Top 5 similar “No Homo” phrase adaptations:

5. We need to schedule a meeting, and bring proof of your last three years of itemized deductions. No IRS Audit.

4. I want to supplement my income by standing on the corner selling crack rocks to the disenfranchised while sporting the latest in prison-inspired fashion. No Drug Dealer.

3. I like barking orders at out-of-shape people and making them do embarrassing and grueling tasks in front a large mirror that reflects all their imperfections for all the world to see. No Personal Trainer.

2. I like dressing in all white and keeping you from knocking yourself unconscious while you flail about like a fish out of water screaming “Praise Him.” No Church Usher.

1. I like to drop by your house unannounced and ignore the 25-feet restraining order. No Stalker.

If you support a progressive movement of inclusion, I challenge you to submit your own “No Homo” adaptation.

Flava Flav Closes Chicken Restaurant

Flava Flav got a lot of media coverage only a few months ago when he opened a chicken restaurant in Iowa. 

Well the reality star is back in the news but this time he is closing the establishment.  Flavor Flav is pulling his name from Flavor Flav’s Chicken in Clinton, Iowa after claiming his business partner “mismanaged” the restaurant and has given him “a bad reputation.”

Just for clarification, this is the same man who became famous again, not for his edgy lyrics as a Hip Hop artist but for shows like "The Surreal Life", "The Flavor of Love" and my personal relationship trainwreck show "Strange Love."

You mean you survive all of that reality show hot mess but the chicken restaurant is what gives you a bad reputation.....lol!

Antoine Dobson Arrested

Anotoine Dobson is a classic example of a viral celebrity.  And like any good virus it always has the potential to come back on you.

The only difference is that there seems to be no salve or ointment for Dobson...lol.

Dobson was recently arrested in Huntsville, Alabama on a charge of misdemeanor marijuana possession. He was also hit with a number of other charges, including speeding and failing to show up to court for a previous traffic violation.

Dobson shot to fame by appearing on a local news station and screaming "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife!" after a would be sexual assault was stopped. 

He has since then become a celebrity after his chant was made into a very popular Rap song. His star status has allowed him to make numerous TV appearances as well as capitalize on branding himself including a boo scary Halloween costume.

I have a weird fascination with celebrity mug shots and this one is perfect.  Check out the new Rhianna inspired hairdo...or hair don't.

Well I guess you have to "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife and also hide ya weed" cause Dobson is on the prowl....lol!

 

Happy Easter Everyone!

This is a contemporary version of the classic Be Grateful by Walter Hawkins. 

Kim Burrell updates the classic Be Grateful in her own special way.

Happy Easter to all of you Sunday best, egg hiding, basket making, early service, peep consuming, white bobby sock wearing, Easter speech reading and even you only go to church twice a year heathens....smile!   

Guest Post: Mean Muggin

Hey guys you know I like to share guest post.  Here is one from one of my favorite bloggers, Lea. 

I just saw a sista today at the grocery story giving me the same vibe....lol. 

http://andlea.blogspot.com/2011/04/mean-muggin.html

 

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Hot Guy of the Week

   

This weeks Hot Guy of the Week is Jason King! 

Does anyone have a safety pin...lol

Jesse Jackson Gay Harrassment Complaint

If you guys have been following the news, you know that Jesse Jackson is in the middle. of a harassment suit. A former employee, Tom Bennett, has filed a wrongful termination and discrimination case against Jackson and his Rainbow PUSH Coalition.

Holy Viagra, Batman! Could it be that we have yet another well-known spiritual leader leading a double life? How you doing, Bishop Daddy Eddie Long?

Jackson has a record of support for LGBT rights, including during his runs for president and his speech at the LGBT March on Washington in 1987.

In the complaint, filed with Chicago's Commission on Human Rights, Bennett alleges that Jackson fired him unjustly because Bennett is gay. He further alleges that the civil rights leader forced him to perform "uncomfortable" tasks.

Hey, that sounds like Gay Pride Weekend in Fire Island.... lol.

Bennett’s sexuality was a matter of public knowledge because he also worked in radio, appearing on the Tom Joyner Morning Show as the flamboyant character, Aruba Tommy.

Side note: Why is there a flamboyant gay character on most black syndicated morning radio shows? Does the FCC require this to obtain a license? I am just saying.

Bennett at one point became Jackson’s traveling assistant, but apparently, according to Bennett, there were some unusual addendums in the job description.

Bennett, 55, claims that Jackson ridiculed him in front of other employees and required him to perform "humiliating tasks" like escorting women to Jackson's various hotel rooms, cleaning up after alleged trysts and packing Jackson’s clothing.

Look, packing the clothes is one thing, but escorting tricks and cleaning up afterwards is surely not part of the gig.

Bennett’s claim also includes an allegation that Jackson asked for oral sex. Jackson flatly denied each claim in his response.

You guys remember, Jackson has been caught before with his pants down. He has admitted to an affair with a staffer, Karin Stanford, which resulted in the birth of a daughter. It seems he could be an equal opportunity horn dog. Maybe he could drop the “Rev.” and change his name to “Action Jackson.”

Bennett alleges that Caroline Wiggins, the membership and volunteer coordinator, complained to Jackson that she did not wish to work with Bennett because he was gay. He says Jackson took no action when he reported this. The complaint also includes more lurid allegations, including that Jackson demanded that Bennett put cream between Jackson’s legs to handle a rash. I guess when you are going through women like a bag of Doritos, getting a rash could be an occupational hazard.

I am known for being a bit of a germaphobe. I get the skeevies just having to touch the door handle in a public restroom, much less spreading ointment on some other man’s rash.

Also, I know we are in a recession and I have had some pretty tough bosses, but I don't think I would be applying salve to some man’s thighs and then look dumbfounded when he asked for some loving. You are rubbing his legs and already on your knees. Get a clue!

I am not sure who is telling the truth but this is a political hot mess! Hide your women, hide your gay employees, ’cause Jackson might be on the prowl...lol!

If the allegations are true, this is less about Jackson being on the DL but more about a misuse of power and authority. On the other hand, this could also be a grand PR move from an attention-seeking stunt queen. Only time will tell.

I know some of you may find yourselves in a similar situation, so I offer Professor Loc’s Top Five signs your boss could be making gay advances:

5. You notice some new additions to your job description, which include taking on two new clients as well as daily foot massages.

4. You notice the dress code for casual Fridays has been changed from the usual Hawaiian shirt to wife beaters, basketball shorts with underwear optional.

3. Although you see your boss frequently throughout the day, you notice that every time you take a bathroom break he suddenly appears at the next urinal and wants to discuss next week’s calendar.

2. You show up for the office Super Bowl party but notice that the only attendees are you, your boss and Lester from the mailroom, who is strangely sporting a blonde wig and cheerleader outfit.

1. You complete your annual review, but instead of a raise you are given two tickets to Puerto Rico and a copy of “The Karma Sutra: Buddy Passion.”