In the immortal words of Rick James, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." Well apparently in Britain it is not only a hell of a drug it is cheaper than drinking beer. Holy Brown Ale Batman!
According to recent report by the Telegraph, beer sales in Britain have dropped 9.8 percent between April and June of this year, and the same time last year.
Somehow I cannot see a bunch of old British guys hanging out in a neighborhood pub doing lines of coke off of an old well worn mahogany bar. Amy Winehouse maybe but not just old dudes...lol.
Cocaine in Britain has never been cheaper. Before all of you start scrounging cheaptickets.com remember cocaine is still illegal people....lol.
The Observer noted last November: "Mystique once surrounded cocaine, with many perceiving it a drug for "winners", but all that has gone. Now cocaine use permeates all classes, from top to bottom. Price is a factor; it's cheaper than ever. Experts talk of "child-friendly" prices, "beginners' offers" and "group discounts".
"Beginners offers" and "group discounts", hey throw in all you can eat buffets and 24 hour glow stick access and Britain may give Disneyland a run for their money as a top summer destination...lol.
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