Just in time for the absolute cooption of culture where you see pop princess celebrity Miley Cyrus make twerking a mainstream phenomenon, well one small town has had enough.
Yes if you get the urge to twerk you could be facing 30 days in jail.
I wonder if there is a lesser sentence for crumping?
I mean is twerking that rampant in this small town? Are folks twerking at the bus stops, farmers market, on the sidewalks and at the express lines at the local Piggly Wiggly?
Maynard Wilkens, the Mayor of DeQuincy, spoke to CNN about the ban that will go into effect on September 19 and issues a statement:
“Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this s****l act before marriage, but not the great city of DeQuincy,” Wilkens said. “We will still allow dancing in DeQuincy, just no jigglin’, shakin’ and ‘dry humping’ anywhere in our city limits.”
Wow I know I did not do very well in Bible school but I think I cannot recall the passage that specifically addresses Jesus's dissatisfaction with twerking.
I also have heard of dry counties but now we have a no "dry humping" county!
I guess this means DeQuincy will be out of the running for the twerking grandmother's convention scheduled later this year....LOL.
Twerking is nasty, silly and immature but ILLEGAL??? NOT!
You can't legislate morality.
Posted by: dbmcwhite@yahoo.com | 09/24/2013 at 10:48 AM
My question is why the word "sexual" is censored?
Posted by: Emme | 09/24/2013 at 12:12 PM
First of all, I want to know the difference between twerking and back dat thang up? Lol Twerking serves it purpose, this dance is suppose to be NASTY cause the nasty girls do it, the dance is suppose to be moral-less. If illegal all strip clubs would close.
Posted by: Lakishia Dinkins | 09/24/2013 at 05:47 PM
How long until twerking pics on the city limits sign becomes a twitter/instagram thing?
Posted by: Jared | 09/25/2013 at 10:02 AM
It's Footloose all over again. Someone get Kevin Bacon!
Posted by: Yeshua Perez | 09/25/2013 at 10:54 AM
@Yeshua ....LOL So this is all Kevin Bacon's fault...lol
Posted by: charles easley | 09/25/2013 at 11:16 AM
@dmc White you are so correct you cannot legislate morality although some folks would love to try...LOl
Posted by: charles easley | 09/25/2013 at 11:18 AM
@Emme You are right that is kind of strange...lol But look at the source....smile
Posted by: charles easley | 09/25/2013 at 11:19 AM